Wegquambag is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humorless tapir.

Wegquambag created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Wegquambag, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wegquambag, she will turn you into a snail.

Wegquambag's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Wegquambag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.