Quafbesthen is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, generous wolf.

Quafbesthen created silver eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quafbesthen, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Quafbesthen, it will remove you from existence.

Quafbesthen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Quafbesthen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.