Cunhadsas is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, self-confident turtle.

Cunhadsas created humankind nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhadsas, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cunhadsas, he will destroy your home solar system.

Cunhadsas' most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Cunhadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide from white sheep for they are unholy.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.