Ragmifdot is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unfair bat.

Ragmifdot created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragmifdot, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ragmifdot, he will turn you into a duck.

Ragmifdot's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Ragmifdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never talk about ants.