Dodbeddim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, humane shrew.

Dodbeddim created the Virgo Supercluster four years ago.

If you believe in Dodbeddim, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dodbeddim, he will boil you in a big pot.

Dodbeddim's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Dodbeddim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick manatees.

2. Always obey Dodbeddim's priests.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.