Likrennil Tikcibtan Zankadvogjipjipham is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, emotional grasshopper.

Likrennil Tikcibtan Zankadvogjipjipham created vertebrates seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likrennil Tikcibtan Zankadvogjipjipham, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Likrennil Tikcibtan Zankadvogjipjipham, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Likrennil Tikcibtan Zankadvogjipjipham's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Likrennil Tikcibtan Zankadvogjipjipham's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick doves.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likrennil Tikcibtan Zankadvogjipjipham.