Cednigwipnutlunkonfobsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking shark.

Cednigwipnutlunkonfobsaf created the planet Jupiter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cednigwipnutlunkonfobsaf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cednigwipnutlunkonfobsaf, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cednigwipnutlunkonfobsaf's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Cednigwipnutlunkonfobsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Cednigwipnutlunkonfobsaf on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never feed garlic to hamsters while wearing red coats.