Boddinjab Hamrathug is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid bird.

Boddinjab Hamrathug created the Sombrero Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Boddinjab Hamrathug, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boddinjab Hamrathug, she will turn you into a rock.

Boddinjab Hamrathug's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Boddinjab Hamrathug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear magenta scarves.

2. Run away if five tapirs approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Boddinjab Hamrathug seven times a day.

4. Hide from pink tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boddinjab Hamrathug.