Wabbudstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate ant.

Wabbudstaf created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabbudstaf, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wabbudstaf, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Wabbudstaf's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Wabbudstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not take Wabbudstaf's name in vain.

5. Do not dye your hair pink.