Matganfar is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful centaur.

Matganfar created the planet Jupiter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matganfar, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Matganfar, he will turn you into a tree.

Matganfar's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Matganfar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Always obey Matganfar's priests.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate aardvarks.