Megbinmob is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, narcissistic clam.

Megbinmob created the world two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Megbinmob, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Megbinmob, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Megbinmob's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Megbinmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not speak about rice.