Jabhanarf is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, smart pigeon.

Jabhanarf created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabhanarf, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jabhanarf, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Jabhanarf's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Jabhanarf's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Jabhanarf.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.