Tadnibhim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient jackal.

Tadnibhim created the world seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnibhim, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tadnibhim, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Tadnibhim's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Tadnibhim's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.