Weemutdap Flamnutthon is a god.

She takes the form of a large, contented monkey.

Weemutdap Flamnutthon created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weemutdap Flamnutthon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Weemutdap Flamnutthon, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Weemutdap Flamnutthon's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Weemutdap Flamnutthon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Weemutdap Flamnutthon loves snails, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. You must pray to Weemutdap Flamnutthon nine times a day.