Bugveennill is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, deceitful chinchilla.

Bugveennill created Asia four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugveennill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bugveennill, it will cry a lot.

Bugveennill's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bugveennill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick pigs.

2. Never wear dresses.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Run away if four cats approach from the east.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.