Cublittit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awe-inspiring gerbil.

Cublittit created Mount Everest two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cublittit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cublittit, he will be mildly annoyed.

Cublittit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Cublittit's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never jump in holy places.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always help sick geese.