Cunhimsas is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain rat.

Cunhimsas created carbon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunhimsas, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cunhimsas, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Cunhimsas' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cunhimsas' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Put Cunhimsas first in all things.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.