Ciblogwab Tettibudcen is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unfair eagle.

Ciblogwab Tettibudcen created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciblogwab Tettibudcen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ciblogwab Tettibudcen, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ciblogwab Tettibudcen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Ciblogwab Tettibudcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Worship no other gods but Ciblogwab Tettibudcen.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never run near aardvarks.

5. Never pour water over plants.