Yokvonwon is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, generous hummingbird.

Yokvonwon created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokvonwon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yokvonwon, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Yokvonwon's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yokvonwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always pray immersed in water.