Caphindit is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, flying centipede.

Caphindit created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Caphindit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Caphindit, he will turn you into a duck.

Caphindit's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Caphindit's Holy Commandments

1. Caphindit must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never paint your legs fawn.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Do not listen to music.