Dotkikkapyim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome ferret.

Dotkikkapyim created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotkikkapyim, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dotkikkapyim, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dotkikkapyim's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Dotkikkapyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Always help ducks in need.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Always pray immersed in water.