Limpogfom Flabquimlag Satriltipdid is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, compassionate elephant.

Limpogfom Flabquimlag Satriltipdid created tapeworms five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limpogfom Flabquimlag Satriltipdid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Limpogfom Flabquimlag Satriltipdid, he will have a low opinion of you.

Limpogfom Flabquimlag Satriltipdid's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Limpogfom Flabquimlag Satriltipdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help shrews.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Limpogfom Flabquimlag Satriltipdid.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never sit in the presence of cats.