Dibfunniglag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, overgenerous wolf.

Dibfunniglag created an atom five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibfunniglag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dibfunniglag, he will turn you into a tree.

Dibfunniglag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Dibfunniglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never go into indigo rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Dibfunniglag loves manatees, so they must be honoured.