Bifcampang is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, able ferret.

Bifcampang created the planet Earth six million years ago.

If you believe in Bifcampang, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bifcampang, she will turn you into a frog.

Bifcampang's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bifcampang's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Bifcampang on top of important buildings.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Do not hurt rats.