Bangephin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, deceitful slug.

Bangephin created the Andromeda Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bangephin, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bangephin, it will ignore you.

Bangephin's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bangephin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight platinum sculptures of Bangephin on top of important buildings.

2. Do not shave your legs.

3. Put Bangephin first in all things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always stare at clouds.