Vagbabgodrill is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair dolphin.

Vagbabgodrill created matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagbabgodrill, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Vagbabgodrill, she will curse you with boils.

Vagbabgodrill's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Vagbabgodrill's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Hide if five otters approach from the north.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.