Tinget is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, clever jackal.

Tinget created dark matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tinget, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tinget, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tinget's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Tinget's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Do not wear silicon on your body.