Dotciddoss is a god.

She takes the form of a small, self-assured wyrm.

Dotciddoss created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotciddoss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dotciddoss, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dotciddoss' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Dotciddoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Always help mites in need.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dotciddoss.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.