Fundossdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unselfish snail.

Fundossdob created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fundossdob, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fundossdob, it will turn you into a dog.

Fundossdob's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fundossdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Worship no other gods but Fundossdob.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.