Fetpaddod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, proud giraffe.

Fetpaddod created silver seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fetpaddod, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fetpaddod, it will turn you into a slug.

Fetpaddod's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fetpaddod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Never sing in the presence of moths.