Tagmidvad is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, two-faced goose.

Tagmidvad created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tagmidvad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tagmidvad, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tagmidvad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tagmidvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.