Nuttbelltif is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, uncaring otter.

Nuttbelltif created the Virgo Supercluster eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbelltif, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nuttbelltif, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Nuttbelltif's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nuttbelltif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not eat grapes.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.