Yarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing armadillo.

Yarp created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yarp, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarp, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yarp's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Yarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Yarp's name in vain.

2. Run away from black great tits, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always treat tapirs with great respect.