Omtcipmin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awesome wombat.

Omtcipmin created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtcipmin, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Omtcipmin, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Omtcipmin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Omtcipmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Always look after injured horses.