Jabfunapp is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, flying dingo.

Jabfunapp created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jabfunapp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jabfunapp, she will strike you with lightening.

Jabfunapp's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Jabfunapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Do not kill otters.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Fast once a month.