Ventafbet is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, quiet wasp.

Ventafbet created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ventafbet, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ventafbet, he will turn you into a slug.

Ventafbet's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Ventafbet's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Never go into purple rooms.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ventafbet.

5. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.
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