Hakcanboss Vigwadgep is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able owl.

Hakcanboss Vigwadgep created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hakcanboss Vigwadgep, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hakcanboss Vigwadgep, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Hakcanboss Vigwadgep's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Hakcanboss Vigwadgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Hakcanboss Vigwadgep's priests.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about fire.