Rullcancam is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, charitable dove.

Rullcancam created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcancam, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Rullcancam, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Rullcancam's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rullcancam's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink doves, for they are unholy.

2. Run away if nine otters approach from the east.

3. You must pray to Rullcancam five times a day.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.