Bonksafgud is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing fairy.

Bonksafgud created water two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonksafgud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bonksafgud, he will not care at all.

Bonksafgud's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bonksafgud's Holy Commandments

1. Bonksafgud must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Respect your elders.