Dabmutdit is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic owl.

Dabmutdit created a bottom quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Dabmutdit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dabmutdit, he will be very unhappy.

Dabmutdit's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Dabmutdit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never think about nebulae.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help whales.