Rotvabtof is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, smart raccoon.

Rotvabtof created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotvabtof, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rotvabtof, she will cry a lot.

Rotvabtof's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rotvabtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.