Rangatbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty wren.

Rangatbaf created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rangatbaf, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rangatbaf, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Rangatbaf's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Rangatbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Put Rangatbaf first in all things.

2. Always help grasshopers.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear platinum on your body.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.