Vegboplikkom is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, sage deer.

Vegboplikkom created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Vegboplikkom, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vegboplikkom, she will turn you into a rat.

Vegboplikkom's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Vegboplikkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.
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