Mankonben Flatcepsit is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ill-tempered slug.

Mankonben Flatcepsit created the planet Earth five billion years ago.

If you believe in Mankonben Flatcepsit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Mankonben Flatcepsit, it will turn you into a puffin.

Mankonben Flatcepsit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Mankonben Flatcepsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Mankonben Flatcepsit loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never talk about tapirs.