Wandaving is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ill-tempered jackal.

Wandaving created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wandaving, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wandaving, it will turn you into a puffin.

Wandaving's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Wandaving's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.