Kadsawbed is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest troll.

Kadsawbed created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kadsawbed, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kadsawbed, it will turn you into a puffin.

Kadsawbed's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Kadsawbed's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

2. Never hurt goats.

3. Never skip in the presence of moths.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Worship no other gods but Kadsawbed.