Cibbinnelyat is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced tapir.

Cibbinnelyat created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cibbinnelyat, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cibbinnelyat, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Cibbinnelyat's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Cibbinnelyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention badgers.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never hurt goats.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. You must pray to Cibbinnelyat eight times a day.