Wodflabfum is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ruthless jackal.

Wodflabfum created the Black Eye Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodflabfum, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wodflabfum, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Wodflabfum's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Wodflabfum's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention mice.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Put Wodflabfum first in all things.

5. Respect your elders.