Farnarmnurlraktompadmut is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witty naga.

Farnarmnurlraktompadmut created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnarmnurlraktompadmut, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Farnarmnurlraktompadmut, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Farnarmnurlraktompadmut's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Farnarmnurlraktompadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are not to be trusted.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.