Sterhanteenlag is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient butterfly.

Sterhanteenlag created water three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sterhanteenlag, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sterhanteenlag, she will ignore you.

Sterhanteenlag's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sterhanteenlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Sterhanteenlag loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not speak about limes.
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